May 2012
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May 31st
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“I went to a doctor, and all he did is suck blood from my neck. Don’t go...”
– Mitch Hedberg
May 31st
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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“I’ve always thought the best way to teach a kid not to be scared of the dark is...”
– Emo Philips
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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“I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.”
– Mitch Hedberg
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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“When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve...”
– -Emo Philips
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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