Mitch Hedberg ↘↖
I went to a doctor, and all he did is suck blood from my neck. Don’t go see Dr. Acula.
— Mitch Hedberg
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.
— Mitch Hedberg
I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50
— Mitch Hedberg
(via walklikegiants)
